All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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