? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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