I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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