Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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