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I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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