Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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