I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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