No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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