Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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