It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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