Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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