Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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