She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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