hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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