She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
last night I used snow as a chaser
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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