I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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