I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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