But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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