.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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