Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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