i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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