Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
