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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  our cab driver is having phone sex.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.

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  Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.

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• (949): View more from California

  HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast

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  But I am godly

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