If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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