like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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