Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I checked into jail on foursquare
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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