You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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