thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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i've created a new STD.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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