yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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