but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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