Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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