Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
vagina is talking i cant
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
