My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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