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I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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