i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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