At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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