i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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