I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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