my vag is so smooth its legendary
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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