You work out of a Hotel?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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