I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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