she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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