hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
