I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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