He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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