So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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