Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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