if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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