So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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