Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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