We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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