so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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