Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
organizing the empties. That sober.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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