I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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