i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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