I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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